Be sure to read the long-winded text to see what your $35,000. will buy for you.
http://cgi.ebay.com/OOAK-SAWYER-LOST-PORTRAIT-REPAINT-DOLL-LUX-GIFST-/250633258812?cmd=ViewItem&pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3a5ae8073c
"...breathing fairy glitter must somehow damage one's ability to think clearly and cause bizarre and duplicitous behavior."
I think so, too.